it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
This toilet bowl is my home.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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