He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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