you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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