No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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