My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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