DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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