There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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