he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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