she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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