I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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