Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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