Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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