how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
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