the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
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