omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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