Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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