Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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