Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I fill condoms, not promises.
The feeling are messing with the penis
i think im in europe. pls send help
You've changed since you got that strap on
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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