why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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