Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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