Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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