Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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