I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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