I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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