it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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