is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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