What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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