16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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