I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
im drinking this country out of the recession.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Randomize
