we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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