roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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