i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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