Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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