i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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