They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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