she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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