susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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