Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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