I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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