Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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