also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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