After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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