Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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