Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Randomize
