Kareoke will never be a sober sport
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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