How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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