I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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