Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
