People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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