Already got asked if we're dating
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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