And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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