I think I just saw someone hide a body.
We named our party play list daddy issues
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Randomize
