But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Is her dick bigger than yours?
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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