Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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