these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Randomize
