i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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