question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
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