i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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